ZeddZ Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Or maybe not. Man Almost Loses Pen1s Humping Steel Bench Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his pen1s out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the pen1s was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his pen1s. You can see a news video on it http://tv.on.cc/news/news.html?mid=OBK- ... 1218057370 Won't seem like such a good idea now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stevie_350z Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 wot a **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 why oh why oh why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 aren't those holes a bit on the small side.................? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 aren't those holes a bit on the small side.................? ...or do you mean 'fit for purpose' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 aren't those holes a bit on the small side.................? ...or do you mean 'fit for purpose' Well yeah, I guess so if the purpose was to get stuck! edit: looks a bit sharp too! Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 What a knob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I aint watchin the video should of shown him a pic of jade goody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmmackfc Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I aint watchin the video should of shown him a pic of jade goody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350ZORRO Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The blood on the floor in the video makes it too real. OUCH!!!!!! What a prize nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 It doesn't make him a bad person. I guess at least he's targetting inanimate objects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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