DJsickboy Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??" Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Englishman listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??" Englishman: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England." After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." Englishman: "We don't. In England, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 ha ha, good for a chuckle on a monday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARphotographs Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 see we get real jam in scotland!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 ha! Take that frenchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 :lol: surrender monkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 A bloke asks his friend "What's a Frenchmans favourite phrase?" His mate shrugs and says " I give up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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