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Getting one back for the girls!


nixy

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Well after Jay's rubbish jokes recently I thought I'd get one in for the girls!

 

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY:

 

Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and

full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

 

- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

 

- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full

bloom, aware of her beauty.

 

- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a

pleasant destination to visit.

 

- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by

the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only

answer.

 

- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined

frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

 

- Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great

conquests, but without a future.

 

- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its

whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...

 

 

MALE GEOGRAPHY

 

- Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe : ruled by a dick...

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