nixy Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Well after Jay's rubbish jokes recently I thought I'd get one in for the girls! FEMALE GEOGRAPHY: Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. - Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. - Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. - Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. - Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. - Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. - Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there... MALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe : ruled by a dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Lol i have a saying never let the wee head rule the big head :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 do you know which is which? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Well its hard at times lol but yeh can figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Thats sexist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 there is always an angle to make someone feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Im more like Italy - Ruled by a different interest every week..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 You're from the north east which is a whole different kettle of fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 You're from the north east which is a whole different kettle of fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 More monkeys than fish Nic Well hung ones at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmarky Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 The problem with us men is we only have enough blood flow to power either the brain or the penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Nixy, I'm shocked....... At how true that is.... :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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