tmJak Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Got to do a speech for my bro's wedding next week. What's the best man meant to say? Never had to do it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NismoDave Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I was best man at my bros wedding last September, was great fun These sites should be invaluable to you explaining content and example speeches http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/sampl ... hhome.aspx http://www.confetti.co.uk/article/view/ ... _speech.do http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/?gclid= ... uwodjx3B_w Good luck and have fun with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 Cheers Dave, I'll have a good look through them tonight. Wasn't planning anything fancy cos I'm a boring get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 say bro I have a surprise for you, hope you dont mind... I asked your ex to come today as she has a few words to say to you, look at the fear on his face... then pull out the blow up sheep and go BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! lol, I just made that up too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 He doesn't have an ex He's 20 and has a missus who's 34 with 5 kids The jokes that spring to mind probably wouldn't go down well . . . We went to Amsterdam for the stag do so could ask him if the rash has gone down. That would do it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 He doesn't have an ex He's 20 and has a missus who's 34 with 5 kids The jokes that spring to mind probably wouldn't go down well . . . We went to Amsterdam for the stag do so could ask him if the rash has gone down. That would do it lol. erm wish him all the best... wowee am kinda speechless, least he must know what he is doing right?? How about knowing my brother ill give his bride some advice, rather than thinking you gained a husband, think of it like like you have gained your 6th child. or Jeremy Springer aint got nothin on you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 Her oldest kid is 15, they prob have a lot in common I know it sounds awful but I can't see what she sees in him. He's just a young lad with no money and she's not bad looking (and no I don't have any pics - yet). Must be love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Her oldest kid is 15, they prob have a lot in common I know it sounds awful but I can't see what she sees in him. He's just a young lad with no money and she's not bad looking (and no I don't have any pics - yet). Must be love Im not one to judge bud especially as my mum is 14 years older than my dad and they have been together for 27 years and still in love so good luck to them might be the real thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 Her oldest kid is 15, they prob have a lot in common I know it sounds awful but I can't see what she sees in him. He's just a young lad with no money and she's not bad looking (and no I don't have any pics - yet). Must be love Im not one to judge bud especially as my mum is 14 years older than my dad and they have been together for 27 years and still in love so good luck to them might be the real thing Ya never know. My mum's 10 years older than my step dad but we're from Yorkshire so that type of thing is ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Her oldest kid is 15, they prob have a lot in common I know it sounds awful but I can't see what she sees in him. He's just a young lad with no money and she's not bad looking (and no I don't have any pics - yet). Must be love Im not one to judge bud especially as my mum is 14 years older than my dad and they have been together for 27 years and still in love so good luck to them might be the real thing Ya never know. My mum's 10 years older than my step dad but we're from Yorkshire so that type of thing is ok Lol my mum is from Middlesbrough must be something in the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 He doesn't have an ex He's 20 and has a missus who's 34 with 5 kids The jokes that spring to mind probably wouldn't go down well . . . We went to Amsterdam for the stag do so could ask him if the rash has gone down. That would do it lol. In which case, tell him you've got one of HER ex's to come and say a few words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I was Best Man at my brothers wedding....my opening line was..... "I would just like to say how good the bride looks all in white......" ...which got a round of applause until I added...........at least she matches all the other domestic appliances I also ended the speach by letting the brides maids know I was staying in Room 23 that night....I am now living with one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 That's class Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 That's class Andy What can I say, i'm a classy guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 That's class Andy What can I say, i'm a classy guy dude has someone hacked into your account thats not the same Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 That's class Andy What can I say, i'm a classy guy dude has someone hacked into your account thats not the same Andy I have a dark side no one has seen before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 That's class Andy What can I say, i'm a classy guy dude has someone hacked into your account thats not the same Andy I have a dark side no one has seen before! youre bruce wayne.. I knew it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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