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Learn a language - UN-PC


Zummertor

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Very un-PC but at least I was sent them by a Chinese friend who is fed up with me not learning the language.

 

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

 

That's not right! Sum Ting Wong

 

Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

 

See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

 

Stupid Man Dum [censored]

 

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

 

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

 

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

 

I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat

 

It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

 

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

 

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

 

Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao

 

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

 

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

 

Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

Great Fa Kin Su Pa

 

 

Apologies, no offence intended.

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