Zummertor Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist fainted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jim Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 The proctologist fainted Don't know how I missed that before. Would bring tears to a glass eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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