Zedrush Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Hi guys not sure what to say, am truly gutted, not sure who to turn to and I only have myself to blame. WHY LORD !!!! OH WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like I cant go on, so depressed... I ate a packet of 6 doughnuts.... This is the last one, some one stop me from finishing it off, I just ate its mum, dad and brother and sisters now just left this one, I ate most of him, he was the youngest one, so young and pure of life, he had everything to live for, now he sits there crippled, and afraid, jam is pouring out of his body, I am trying to seek compassion for him, but the icing sugar addiction is telling me to finish him of, if I let him live he could appear in the papers as surviving the brute who killed is family and appear on the Oprah Winfrey show to tell of his horrific story like Tom Cruise but without the jumping on the settee... decisions decisions.. his fate lies in your hands Quote
mbs Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 before I vote I need to know, jam, sugar or creme anglais. Quote
Andy Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Finish off the little chap....wouldn't be the first time now would it! Quote
Jay Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Think all that sugar has gone 2 ur head jay! But i say may aswell start what you finished. So much for cutting weight tho jay Quote
Zedrush Posted May 23, 2008 Author Posted May 23, 2008 before I vote I need to know, jam, sugar or creme anglais. The worst kind, Jam and suger and super super soft dough... its not a pretty site, as I was typing I totally forgot the purpose of the thread and needed something to fuel my thinking so without realising I picked him up and ate him... PMSL HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Quote
sl114 Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 You nutter! I want crispy creams now! Or however you spell them Quote
Zummertor Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Another - oh dear oh dear oh dear Voted Eat it, eat it, eat it what ever it is Quote
Zedrush Posted May 23, 2008 Author Posted May 23, 2008 Sugarrush PMSL thats my superhero outfit since noone bothered making me an ironman outfit thats the best I could come up with lol Quote
Sarnie Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 I think you need to get down the gym and let off some steam!!!! Quote
Chesterfield Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Jay - I used to be a regular at the gym 5 days a week 4 hours a time until a few years ago. Then it started with a single sugared, jam filled, soft doughy doughnut.... Slippery slope you've found there buddy. Ill see you at the bottom Quote
Zedrush Posted May 23, 2008 Author Posted May 23, 2008 Jay - I used to be a regular at the gym 5 days a week 4 hours a time until a few years ago. Then it started with a single sugared, jam filled, soft doughy doughnut.... Slippery slope you've found there buddy. Ill see you at the bottom ha ha my dream is to be like you bud, you got any pics from japfest mate? Think we got everyone worried when we were in the car lol Quote
Zedrush Posted May 23, 2008 Author Posted May 23, 2008 lol cheers Chesterfirld lol, you got any pics fom japfest bud, think we got people worried when we got in the car lol Quote
Chesterfield Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements. Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. Quote
Zedrush Posted May 23, 2008 Author Posted May 23, 2008 The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements. Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. PMSL HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must teach me master the art of the half pounder you quickly scoffed before going back the missus, Im a mere grasshopper lol Quote
martinmac Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements. Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. PMSL HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must teach me master the art of the half pounder you quickly scoffed before going back the missus, Im a mere grasshopper lol You are now finding out how much competition you would have had at the Carvery Quote
sl114 Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements. Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. PMSL HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must teach me master the art of the half pounder you quickly scoffed before going back the missus, Im a mere grasshopper lol Half pounder? Dude you need to practice! When in MaccyD's you need to buy 2 quater pounders and 2 double cheese burgers, then merge all together for the best burger known to man! Quote
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