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Does the Doughnut get it or does he live  

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  1. 1. Does the Doughnut get it or does he live

    • Yeh finish it off and enjoy the satisfaction of being a pig
      3
    • Nah let him live and hunt him down after hes made his millions
      2
    • Jay get therapy you need help
      11
    • Jay is a fat tw@t
      9


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Hi guys not sure what to say, am truly gutted, not sure who to turn to and I only have myself to blame. WHY LORD !!!! OH WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I feel like I cant go on, so depressed...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ate a packet of 6 doughnuts....

 

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This is the last one, some one stop me from finishing it off, I just ate its mum, dad and brother and sisters now just left this one, I ate most of him, he was the youngest one, so young and pure of life, he had everything to live for, now he sits there crippled, and afraid, jam is pouring out of his body, I am trying to seek compassion for him, but the icing sugar addiction is telling me to finish him of, if I let him live he could appear in the papers as surviving the brute who killed is family and appear on the Oprah Winfrey show to tell of his horrific story like Tom Cruise but without the jumping on the settee... decisions decisions.. his fate lies in your hands

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before I vote I need to know, jam, sugar or creme anglais.

 

The worst kind, Jam and suger and super super soft dough... its not a pretty site, as I was typing I totally forgot the purpose of the thread and needed something to fuel my thinking so without realising I picked him up and ate him... PMSL HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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Jay - I used to be a regular at the gym 5 days a week 4 hours a time until a few years ago.

 

Then it started with a single sugared, jam filled, soft doughy doughnut....

 

Slippery slope you've found there buddy.

 

 

Ill see you at the bottom :thumbs:

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Jay - I used to be a regular at the gym 5 days a week 4 hours a time until a few years ago.

 

Then it started with a single sugared, jam filled, soft doughy doughnut....

 

Slippery slope you've found there buddy.

 

 

Ill see you at the bottom :thumbs:

 

ha ha my dream is to be like you bud, you got any pics from japfest mate? Think we got everyone worried when we were in the car lol

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The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. :lol:

 

Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements.

 

Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. :lol:

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The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. :lol:

 

Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements.

 

Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. :lol:

 

PMSL HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must teach me master the art of the half pounder you quickly scoffed before going back the missus, Im a mere grasshopper lol

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The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. :lol:

 

Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements.

 

Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. :lol:

 

PMSL HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must teach me master the art of the half pounder you quickly scoffed before going back the missus, Im a mere grasshopper lol

 

You are now finding out how much competition you would have had at the Carvery :lol:

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The angle you had me at meant I couldnt get the camera out buddy. :lol:

 

Its nice down here at the bottom of the slope anyway - no worries about being image concious, no special dietary requirements.

 

Sure, there is the shortened lifespan and the wear and tear on shock absorbers, but you get over that in time. :lol:

 

PMSL HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must teach me master the art of the half pounder you quickly scoffed before going back the missus, Im a mere grasshopper lol

Half pounder? Dude you need to practice!

 

When in MaccyD's you need to buy 2 quater pounders and 2 double cheese burgers, then merge all together for the best burger known to man! :thumbs:

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