stanski Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Had a letter from a Legal Solicitors popped through my door today: Reads as follows: Dear Sir We are acting on behalf of our clients who recently suffered a loss to their family and would like to track down the fiend who murdered their parents! Any information pertaining to the events surrounding the demise of Mr H.Hog, and Mr S.Quirrel would be taken in the deepest confidence and a reward leading to the arrest of the perpertators awarded upon successful prosecution. We have evidence that Gunmetal and Custard Yellow vehicles were involved in seperate incidents on Sunday 11th May 2008 in Wales? One more sad casualty was also incurred. A Mrs Bee who suffered concussion - she is presently resting in the clover ward of the local hospital but is unlikley to fly again. Such shameful behaviour deserves a heafty sentance - at least with long words in Bold! We look forward to hearing from you about this matter Regards Mr R.A. Bit R.A.Bit, B. Brush and F. ly solicitors Lecester Square London W1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 :lol::lol: I hope there isn't a solicitor acting on behalf of Freddie Flys family as I think The evidence is still on my bumper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 The F. Fly family suffered such monumental losses they have gone straight to the Guardian and Sky News for mass media publicity with a view to get a Governemnt enquiry on board to improve the safety of flat faced bumpers on cars! This will run endlessly as a breaking News story read by some orange newsreader 24 hours a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Gonna have to prise Master B. Unny's teeth out of my tyres then, don't want the media camping out in my garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 This guy's had a letter mr the family of Mr P. Heasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 And dont foprget the hedgehog that had the lucky escape, saw Stan coming round a corner about 20 yards off but managed to get out of the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I'm still waiting to hear from the lawyer representing Mr B. Adger with whom I had a coming together with a few months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 And dont foprget the hedgehog that had the lucky escape, saw Stan coming round a corner about 20 yards off but managed to get out of the way I was on foot that day though! (Can you tell I was ustilising the power of the forum to keep me awake last night! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Oh Deer these legal types hare we go, baaarking up the wrong tree as usual. I do feel sorry for those poor creatures but more dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I'm preety sure Larry Lamb and Percy pig that we ate at the carvery would have a case too....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I'm preety sure Larry Lamb and Percy pig that we ate at the carvery would have a case too....... Harvey the Hyundai had a charmed life too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xStric9x Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I'm preety sure Larry Lamb and Percy pig that we ate at the carvery would have a case too....... Harvey the Hyundai had a charmed life too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I have no idea what this is about, however i had to read twice as i thought it was real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 I have no idea what this is about, however i had to read twice as i thought it was real Nixu and Little Miss may have inside knowledge there........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I have no idea what this is about, however i had to read twice as i thought it was real Nixu and Little Miss may have inside knowledge there........ |Oh really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 They love to plaster animals to the front of their cars bumpers usually while they are driving them to Zed meets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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