Ebized Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 THIS COMES COURTESY OF AN UNKNOWN WOMAN Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nixy Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I shouldn't laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jim Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 An oldie, but still made me laugh again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 An oldie, but still made me laugh again. before my time so it really must be an oldie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I love PWing on joke threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Lol, surprised he's still walking at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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