Ardesco Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum is so fat that then when she went on Holiday in Japan everybody who saw her screamed GODZILLA!! and ran away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water! If you are going to post, you have to have a come back too because your Mom's so fat, her only way of flying is by haulage from the underside of a chinook Well your Mum's so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of petrol oh my god you are lame that was used as well dipstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 All your Mums are so fat, they all consume the gross total of food for all of america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water! If you are going to post, you have to have a come back too because your Mom's so fat, her only way of flying is by haulage from the underside of a chinook Well your Mum's so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of petrol oh my god you are lame that was used as well dipstick You Mum's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 ...........................she got on the speak your weight machine and it said "one at a time please'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 You Mum's so fat I need to catch a train, bus and a taxi to get on her good side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardesco Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum is so fat she produces more CO2 than my Zed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear my music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your Mum's so fat when God said let there be light he asked her to move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear my musicYour Mum's so fat the even though she is about 500 miles away, she is still sitting on my face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardesco Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum is so fat God decided to make gluttony a sin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to stand up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear my musicYour Mum's so fat the even though she is about 500 miles away, she is still sitting on my face! Your mums so fat even I wouldn't let her sit on my face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat sinbad prayed to her thinking she was buddha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat, when I was done I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat, when I was done I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch what is it with people using the same cusses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Your mums so fat, when I was done I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch Why would you tell everyone that you did such a fatty???? It's one of those put downs like the eating pieces of sh*t for breakfast one in Happy Gilmore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Your mums so fat, when I was done I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch Why would you tell everyone that you did such a fatty???? It's one of those put downs like the eating pieces of sh*t for breakfast one in Happy Gilmore! You ate a piece of @*!# for breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Q: Whats the similarity between Jay's fat mum and moped? A: They're both good fun to ride until your mates see you doing it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 Q: Whats the similarity between Jay's fat mum and moped? A: They're both good fun to ride until your mates see you doing it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeddZ Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Your mums so fat,when she was paddling in the sea at Blackpool the captain of the titanic swerved to miss her and hit an iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Your mums so fat,when she was paddling in the sea at Blackpool the captain of the titanic swerved to miss her and hit an iceberg. Your mum's so fat that the announcement at Blackpool beach was "Can your mum please move off the beach as the tide is trying to come in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 your mum is so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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