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Your Mum's so fat that when she lies on a beach, the animal rights groups turn up.

 

 

:lol:

 

your mum is so fat she took the slim fast challenge and ate all the judges :wacko:

:lol:

 

You Mum's so fat, when she stopped at the side of the road for a breather, a tw*t traffic warden put a ticket on her ass!

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Your Mum's so fat that when she lies on a beach, the animal rights groups turn up.

 

 

:lol:

 

your mum is so fat she took the slim fast challenge and ate all the judges :wacko:

:lol:

 

You Mum's so fat, when she stopped at the side of the road for a breather, a tw*t traffic warden put a ticket on her ass!

 

 

:lol:

 

your mums so fat that its actually quite worrying and erm she needs to seek help :blush:

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Your Mum's so fat that when she lies on a beach, the animal rights groups turn up.

 

 

:lol:

 

your mum is so fat she took the slim fast challenge and ate all the judges :wacko:

:lol:

 

You Mum's so fat, when she stopped at the side of the road for a breather, a tw*t traffic warden put a ticket on her ass!

 

 

:lol:

 

your mums so fat that its actually quite worrying and erm she needs to seek help :blush:

Pathetic!!!! :dry:

 

Your Mum's so fat that when she goes to the zoo, the elephant keepers try to get her into the enclosure!

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your mums so fat when she runs she creates fire from erm the friction of her thighs rubbing together :blush:
Your mum is so fat that she can't run! ;)

 

Dude you are rubbish at this!

 

your mums so fat when she eats a curry and farts she set the amazon forest on fire :surrender:

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Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water! :lol:

 

:offtopic::p

If you are going to post, you have to have a come back too because your Mom's so fat, her only way of flying is by haulage from the underside of a chinook
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Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water! :lol:

 

:offtopic::p

If you are going to post, you have to have a come back too because your Mom's so fat, her only way of flying is by haulage from the underside of a chinook

 

:bangin::bangin::bangin:

 

Your mum is so fat the Chinook couldn't get airborne!!!

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Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water! :lol:

 

:offtopic::p

If you are going to post, you have to have a come back too because your Mom's so fat, her only way of flying is by haulage from the underside of a chinook

 

Well your Mum's so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of petrol

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