Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 When I insured the zorst induction and plenum and high flow cat, they asked me if it had any effects on the performance. Since the ECU is self learning I said no, they said they will note down the mods but there is no extra for the insurance Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything thats cos you eat fish sorry thats the best comeback I could think of, the other one was you biscuit head oh bring on the school days of cussing, i was so crap at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 When I insured the zorst induction and plenum and high flow cat, they asked me if it had any effects on the performance. Since the ECU is self learning I said no, they said they will note down the mods but there is no extra for the insurance Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything thats cos you eat fish oh bring on the school days of cussing, i was so crap at it Your mom's so fat, when I was shagging her the other day I burnt my ass on the light bulb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 When I insured the zorst induction and plenum and high flow cat, they asked me if it had any effects on the performance. Since the ECU is self learning I said no, they said they will note down the mods but there is no extra for the insurance Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything thats cos you eat fish oh bring on the school days of cussing, i was so crap at it Your mom's so fat, when I was shagging her the other day I burnt my ass on the light bulb your mums so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody... okay lets get off of mums... cos I just got off of yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your moms so fat, when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your moms so fat, when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy came out Thats old dude, okay back to insurance policies before we get told off and told to stand in the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardesco Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 last time I saw your mum she was 38-26-36....... That was just her left arm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your moms so fat she deep fries her toothpaste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardesco Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' (Best stop now and let it get back on topic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' (Best stop now and let it get back on topic) so thats why the thread was split pmsl damn it I got the whoring disease of sarnie... or was it his mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mums so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' (Best stop now and let it get back on topic) so thats why the thread was split pmsl damn it I got the whoring disease of sarnie... or was it his mum Your moms so fat she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your Mum's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your moms so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum's so fat she was baptised at Sea World! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your moms so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum is so fat she made my mum look skinny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your moms so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum is so fat she made my mum look skinny Your mum so fat she has to wipe her ass with a mattress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum's so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardesco Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum didn't just fall out of the ugly tree, she hit every branch on the way down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 your mums so fat that when she weighed her self on a scale her phone number came up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum's so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your mum's so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!" Your mum's so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "man overboard!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Your Mums so fat that when she wore a yellow coat, everyone was shouting...TAXI!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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