Trev-the-Rev Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I want to live my next life backwards : You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for College: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Lots of potentially yucky things along with way though I'm not sure about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 i agree, i've always said "youth is wasted on the young" its not until you have had a lifes experience that you could truly appreciate what potential you have when you're young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 That sounds pretty cool, the only problem I would have is looking forward to rediculously high insurance premiums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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