Zummertor Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 A young girl from Donegal leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat. "Begorrah, Colleen," says her mother. "Tis a lovely soft coat yer wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?" Colleen replies, "Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have wonderful prizes in London." When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out of the taxi, she's wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large diamond ring. Same exchange with Mom............same "Won it at bingo!" Then Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she's back again. And this time she's sporting a beautiful emerald diamond necklace with matching bracelet and earrings. She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she need to freshen up. Her Mom draws the bath while Colleen gets undressed in her bedroom, but when she gets to the washroom, there's only a quarter inch of hot water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls downstairs, "Mom! Sure now didn't I ask you to run me a bath? There's only a quarter inch of water in the tub!" "Indade there is, me darlin" replies her Mom."But we don't want ye gettin' yer bingo card wet now, do we?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I dont get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I dont get it?we know why now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I dont get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I dont get it?we know why now Why? i just dont know what a bingo card is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I dont get it?we know why now Why? i just dont know what a bingo card is! It gets better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I dont get it?we know why now Why? i just dont know what a bingo card is! Just came across this thread - these posts are funnier than the original joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I dont get it?we know why now Why? i just dont know what a bingo card is! Just came across this thread - these posts are funnier than the original joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I dont get it?we know why now Why? i just dont know what a bingo card is! Just came across this thread - these posts are funnier than the original joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P15UL T Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I dont get it?we know why now Why? i just dont know what a bingo card is! Just came across this thread - these posts are funnier than the original joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Hi, Tell the joke to your other half. I am sure she will explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 what on earth is a bingo card i tried googling it but nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 ha ha! Never heard it referred to a bingo card but funny all the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 what is a bingo card???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Don't upset Louis anymore - he's already on a downer as his month of fame is nearly up (his calendar pic for those too mean not to have bought one ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Obviously too many innocent Z owners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 A clue - have you not heard about the pimp deciding what to call his latest and really hot new recruit? He then says "POLO"! And when asked by the girl why, he says "because we will make a mint out of your hole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 It is all in the setup and isn't a "Bingo Card" per se. The daughter is clearly ...and thinks she is ... as stupid as children think. Mum understands ... doesn't get wet ... A little edit as suggested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 They are never funny when you explain them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 They are never funny when you explain them! I agree, but what can you do ? I did enjoy the exchange of comments though, very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Why did you do that Zummertor? I was enjoying them not knowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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