stanski Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I am going to be a conspiracy theory writer/press reporter it's easy. When I make my first £mill I will buy a Urine yellow 400z and ship it back on my personal yacht. Anyway back to conspiracy. Story 1 - monolith vanishes it all started here! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9005715/Romanian-monolith-vanishes-appearing-hillside-following-disappearance-Utah-structure.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490 Story 2 - famous space telescope breaks up. https://mol.im/a/9015571 Story 3 - US air force admit to pictures of alien ships and they are seen emerging from the sea. https://mol.im/a/9015711 Story 4 - Enigma machine found in the sea? https://mol.im/a/9013503 It's obvious innit bruv, those pesky aliens living under the sea to keep out of our satellites view. They bashed the scope and that is no Enigma machine from ww2? It's very obviously a transmitter and the monolith is their 5G aerial! If you need me to run the Government let me know, voice of common sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie_r32 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I was quoted in the daily mail and I never even spoke to anyone from the daily mail, also what the quoted me to say never happened, they truly are special at that "news" paper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted December 4, 2020 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eddie_r32 said: I was quoted in the daily mail and I never even spoke to anyone from the daily mail, also what the quoted me to say never happened, they truly are special at that "news" paper Sounds interesting? Tell us more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie_r32 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, stanski said: Sounds interesting? Tell us more? My old neighbour is pretty famous he had an affair and it hit front page on most papers and I was quoted as "his closest neighbour" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted December 4, 2020 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eddie_r32 said: My old neighbour is pretty famous he had an affair and it hit front page on most papers and I was quoted as "his closest neighbour" Thank.goodness thought you were going to be Donald Trump's neighbour! Btw did they say you 'Slammed neighbour for his antics' they always say slammed for some reason, not forgetting your age which is some how relevant to all stories? Darius XP5 (age 340) from the planet Trumpuss, slammed his fellow alien neighbour for overdosing on 200 earth cabbages. 'It plays havoc with the dilithium crystals, it can-ne take it'! Darius snapped whilst slipping back into the sea. Such an enigma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADPHONES Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 (edited) Deleted. Posted wrong section Edited December 7, 2020 by HEADPHONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted December 9, 2020 Author Share Posted December 9, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9029557/Mankind-contact-alien-Galactic-Federation-Israeli-official-says.html The Defence rests its case M'lud! I remember this story way back from the 1990s in a documentary called The X Files! Which is probably where he got the content for his new book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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