Zummertor Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Trev-the-Rev Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Gonna have to try that one if it ever happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 almost fell of my chair classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GIXXERUK Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 is there a part 2 ? what was for dinner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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