nixy Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening...red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear - 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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martinmac Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Very subtle way of saying you wont be at the Wales meet Nixy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Bom, bom. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GIXXERUK Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 :lol: you cant beat a shaggy sheepdog story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Nice one, Nixy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymofo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. haha I laughed after the first two sentences. Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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