jim Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 The Husband Store A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest prescience Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I do it because I can ... http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=161431 if anyone has a life for sale, let me know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 well I hadn't seen that one before! I would have settled for has job and likes cars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 well I hadn't seen that one before! I would have settled for has job and likes cars! ...and doesn't smoke, eh Nixy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 yeah, and if i'm honest - helps with the housework, is romantic, blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Apologies to zummertor for the repost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 yeah, and if i'm honest helps with the housework, is romantic, blah blah The usual woman stuff PS: A non smoking, petrol head who loves house work and is romantic does not exist! And if he did he'd be gay. Infact that description sounds just like Louis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 PS: A non smoking, petrol head who loves house work and is romantic does not exist! And if he did he'd be gay. Infact that description sounds just like Louis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 PS: A non smoking, petrol head who loves house work and is romantic does not exist! And if he did he'd be gay. Infact that description sounds just like Louis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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