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What's in store for us all?


jim

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This one may have been posted before. If so, apologies in advance.

 

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

 

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word he made contact, 'Krista... Krista.. Krista..'

 

'Is that you, Pete?'

 

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

 

'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

 

'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud of me - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'

 

'Oh, Pete, you surely must be in Heaven!'

 

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'Well, not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona'

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