AndySpak Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Right Guys and Girls, today in the post I received the worst possible correspondance... I received an invite to the Christening of my cousins baby girl on Sunday 11th May!!!! What can I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Your work is taking its employees away for a team building weekend, which you cant get out of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Its only a cousin, which makes the baby your second cousin, which is practically the man down the street. Get a baby hamper from Mamas and Papas and leave them in your dust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 call em on the day and say: I've got a touch of diarr------ oh too late, ill call you back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 well just ring them and say congratulations on your christening................... and hope that they have a nice time.......!! or.... there was a flood..... an earth quake...... your car ran out of gas.... your tux didnt come back from the cleaners......... anyone guess which movie thats from..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3FIDDYZ Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Shingles? Measles? Anything that could be contageous to youngsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Just say that your priorities in life have changed and family has slipped to number three behind your zed and 350z-uk.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Just say that your priorities in life have changed and family has slipped to number three behind your zed and 350z-uk.com Where does the mrs come in that line up then? Number 4? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Just say that your priorities in life have changed and family has slipped to number three behind your zed and 350z-uk.com Where does the mrs come in that line up then? Number 4? lol 4? Are you crazy? There is also beer, football, facebook,ping pong, e-bay and then maybe the Mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Just say that your priorities in life have changed and family has slipped to number three behind your zed and 350z-uk.com Where does the mrs come in that line up then? Number 4? lol 4? Are you crazy? There is also beer, football, facebook,ping pong, e-bay and then maybe the Mrs. I like your way of thinking But i am sooo glad that my mrs doesnt come on this forum lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Right Guys and Girls, today in the post I received the worst possible correspondance... I received an invite to the Christening of my cousins baby girl on Sunday 11th May!!!! What can I do? Easy, you just say the invite is too late and that you are doing something else that day more important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 well just ring them and say congratulations on your christening................... and hope that they have a nice time.......!! Aaww, the sensitive new age guy. there was a flood..... an earth quake...... your car ran out of gas.... your tux didnt come back from the cleaners......... But then again, not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Just say you are busy with other things. Or say you dont believe in god or the church and would feel a hypocrite for going to a church, in fact, so much so, you are more than likely to burn to death on setting foot inside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Conjunctivitis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC350z Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I hate kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 You are away for the weekend and have already booked and paid for the hotel. Just check with Beavis to make sure the route doesnt go past the church, they may notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 tell them your booked in for a sex change op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 tell them your booked in for a sex change opOr worse still, hormone top ups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 tell them your booked in for a sex change opOr worse still, hormone top ups I think Mike could do with some HRT now you mention it. (thats Hair Replacement Therapy ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 way past that point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 way past that point Take some of the other HRT then that might put some of your curls back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Totally agree with Martin and Beavis - you have already made plans and booked a hotel - you wish you'd known about the christening earlier but you are arranging to meet friends and can't back out now. Simple. Why do men have to tell big porkies everytime they don't want to do something? Just tell em straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Totally agree with Martin and Beavis - you have already made plans and booked a hotel - you wish you'd known about the christening earlier but you are arranging to meet friends and can't back out now. Simple. Why do men have to tell big porkies everytime they don't want to do something? Just tell em straight! Someone agrees with me Guess the porky telling is a conditioned response which comes with buying an un modded Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Totally agree with Martin and Beavis - you have already made plans and booked a hotel - you wish you'd known about the christening earlier but you are arranging to meet friends and can't back out now. Simple. Why do men have to tell big porkies everytime they don't want to do something? Just tell em straight! Someone agrees with me And me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1 HNK Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 lie...its more fun trying to come up with an excuse and get away with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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