ATTAK Z Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Took the Porsche out for a mini break the last couple of days - today we travelled from Pocklington to Goathland (TV programme Heartbeat was set there) where we had lunch at the Mallyan Spout Hotel (spotted a blue roadster in the car park), on to Whitby, then down the coast road to Robin Hood's Bay, Scarborough and Filey. Lovely weather today so top down and just pulling into the car park at the bottom off Robin Hood's Bay when the wife discovered a Seagull incident ... the bird had unloaded on the top of my wife's head (she's blonde) and the dregs I discovered were on the back of the car ... only a disabled space left so I parked half i the bay leaving space for other cars to get round. So there I am doing the hairdresser/cleaner job on wifey's head using wet wipes which I keep in the glove box when in comes a Kia Sorrento with an old couple in ... the lady immeadiately jumps out and gives me an earful of "Are you parking there ? - are you disabled ? cos we are and we have a blue badge". I explain what has happened and ask for a couple of minutes to tidy the wife up before I move my car to allow them to park. So I eventually move the car and allow space for them to park and I continue with the clear up. An American couple offer water for the final cleanup and a nice English guy comes over to see if he can help. By this time I had a pile of used wet wipes piled up on the dash when old lady (with hubby), both with sticks, walks by and starts chastising me again, commenting that it's lucky to have a seagull poo on you and that I could have avoided the mess if I hadn't had the roof down. I sarcastically thanked her for her help and she went on her way down to the sea front. I was just about to follow them to the car park waste bins when I had a brilliant idea before I continued my journey. Can you guess what it was ???? Answers below please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 PS @old lady in Kia if you're on here you obviously didn't care about anyone but yourself when we met you today so I be interested to know how you feel now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay84 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 You know I'm racking my brains, but not a clue what you might have done...I just hope you didn't create litter . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 Clue: How did the Russian couple get poisoned ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMANALEX Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 You never rammed the wet wipes up their exhaust, did you? Or wrapped them round there door handles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 36 minutes ago, ATTAK Z said: Clue: How did the Russian couple get poisoned ? Drank a nerve agent? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, coldel said: Drank a nerve agent? I'm pretty sure my upbringing would not allow me to do that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay84 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Bird poo on the door handle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Jay84 said: Bird poo on the door handle? That's what I should have done ... but no I couldn't bring myself to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 hour ago, ZMANALEX said: You never rammed the wet wipes up their exhaust, did you? Or wrapped them round there door handles. Never thought of the exhaust but isn't that a banana ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMANALEX Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, ATTAK Z said: Never thought of the exhaust but isn't that a banana ? Nah, A large potato works best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyAfro Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I suppose you could wipe it along the window edge and wiper blades so when used it smears all over. Or tuck them in a vent somewhere to bring them luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, OnlyAfro said: I suppose you could wipe it along the window edge and wiper blades so when used it smears all over. Or tuck them in a vent somewhere to bring them luck. Yea that's basically what I did ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Did you call a terror hotline and give them their registration? edit: too late 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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