JEMAN Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Well to say he's tame is an understatement....and he can eat for England lol settled in nicely and keeps wanting to eat my hand lol Cheers Mark 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Watch out for Otters and Cranes!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Not as aggressive as I'd have expected, in fact, you could say he's a bit koi. BOOM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Oh dear, new forum should automatically delete bad jokes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 That's pure comedy gold! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattross1313 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 35 minutes ago, Flex said: Oh dear, new forum should automatically delete bad jokes To be fair, I think he cod do better 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBorehamUK Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 This isn't the plaice for such awful jokes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 i think you are going to need a bigger pond 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliveBoy Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Could we get it to replace "the other" Sturgeon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsexr Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) need to scale these jokes up a bit as they are way too fin Edited July 11, 2017 by gsexr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I see how everyone is jumping on the boat to make jokes, they are however not making my JAWS hurt from laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian@TORQEN Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 @Neilp are you still around? They're talking about Sturgeon here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattross1313 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 57 minutes ago, Flex said: I see how everyone is jumping on the boat to make jokes, they are however not making my JAWS hurt from laughing. It's just for a bit of fun....Clam down! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliveBoy Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Once these terrible jokes finish let minnow 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 There'll always be someone lurking in the shallows, fishing for a new pun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBorehamUK Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Any fin wrong with fish puns? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Only if you keep carping on about them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBorehamUK Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 This scampi happening. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I hake to tell you, but it's for eel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 METRE !!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Cod any of these jokes bream any worse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEMAN Posted July 11, 2017 Author Share Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) HA HA HA.....what are you guys PIKE lol......I knew I shouldn't have posted the video on the NET ! You guys should know your PLAICE and leave the jokes to me No I'm off to have a GUPPY TEA.....it relaxes me and makes me feel less TENCH.........you might think I'm talking POLLOCKS, I can FILLET get in there.........CATCH ya later Edited July 11, 2017 by JEMAN 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 ADMIN!! Please lock me out of this thread, I have this SINKING feeling, it can only get worse. COD help me. My brain is battered. BATTERED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBorehamUK Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 No need to lock, this thread is a turtle success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Scale it down chaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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