Drexyl Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I am bound to get some flak for this, but hey! Quotes From The Perfect Woman: 1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!" 2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?" 3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!" 4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!" 5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!" 6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?" 7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over." 8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping." 9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler." 10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?" 11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses." 12.) "I'll be out painting the house." 13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too." 14.) "Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!" 15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house." 16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed." 17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you." 18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs." 19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go fishing with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever." 20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your mates?" 21.) "Not the f**king mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!" 22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8." 23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings." 24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!" 25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 we can only but dream................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Better get your flame proof boxers on dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Another version on the same theme: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'll let you have 8, 13 and 16 but you need a good slap for the rest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'll let you have 8, 13 and 16 but you need a good slap for the rest! 3 out of 25 is a start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'll let you have 1, 3 and 5 but you need a good slap for the rest! I knew you had it in you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'll let you have 1, 3 and 5 but you need a good slap for the rest! I knew you had it in you Ha ha I read only sarnies adjustment and thought my god Nixys a saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'll let you have 1, 3 and 5 but you need a good slap for the rest! I knew you had it in you Ha ha I read only sarnies adjustment and thought my god Nixys a saint I only just saw that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 You gotta be sharper than that boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 no comment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 no comment! But no denial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'll let you have 1, 3 and 5 but you need a good slap for the rest! I knew you had it in you Ha ha I read only sarnies adjustment and thought my god Nixys a saint Damn - I wondered what Sarnie was on about too. As he says, must sharpen up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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