Toon Chris Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. 'Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua. P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. (Call when it is safe for me to come home) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drexyl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I coulda done with that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stuey Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbad Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Top marks for creativity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jim Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I saw a slightly different version of that recently on the web - it was headed Dear Mom, and finished Love John, but almost everything else was word for word. Still enjoyed it again, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 PMSL wish i had thought of that when I was 15 and dad saw my school report lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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