Drexyl Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "****ing hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?" "No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!" ________________________________________ A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!". He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it". She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !". ________________________________________ Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees sister rose washing the kitchen floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground. As he's shagging her the Rev Mother comes in. "SISTER ROSE!!!" she roars "Have some respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off the wet floor!!" ________________________________________ A man says to his wife "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time". His wife replies "You've got a bigger dick than your brother" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zedrush Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 keep em coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbad Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 less of the Wigan Then again half the people around here are some form of inbred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drexyl Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 less of the Wigan Then again half the people around here are some form of inbred Mate, you should try living next door to Cornwall!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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