andy james Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Please get well soon Dan. I'm proposing a tyre purchase boycott until your home! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 There was no poo I thought we had a potential tortoise head (like a turtle head, but slower moving and larger) but no joy. It was just a little guff. Sorry folks. Always tomorrow though! In other news, I nearly had a stand up row with a nurse! Basically she f*cked up by shutting off my morphine machine, which then understandably had a fit. Two other nurses came to have a check but couldn't figure it out, then saw the mistake. It's on a six min timer so they left and I tested it, same problem, big red error code. Bad Nurse came back in, I pointed out it was still showing a red screen to which she then got incredibly aggressive and said no it was fine and clearly it's given me the right dose. My pain said otherwise, and the fact it gave the same error message when the thing was blocked off as when it's now supposedly fixed means it can't be right. And tbh, I didn't expect to be told to carry on using a piece of medical equipment with an error code in it! I asked her to put it in writing that it was safe to use, as I'd got the right hump by this point, she then told me I didn't know what I was talking about (because obviously I don't deal with pumps and fluids and controls every day) and I should just get on with it. She actually left the room as I was still talking to her. Erm, I don't think so love. Called for the manager, spoke to he senior sister who was lovely and completely agreed that even if I was 100% wrong about the machine, you still never talk to patients that way. Turns out the whole cannula was goosed, which the other nurse should've noticed too, so that was replaced and it's all working now. Just couldn't believe it. I wouldn't accept that from the NHS, damn as hell won't accept it from private! Nice letter of complaint going in when I'm out of here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strudul Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I bet she thinks MPSS are silly too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I think they did it on purpose, either to keep you occupied or it's a revenge thing as you have a nicer handbag collection than they do Is the temperature coming down yet mate? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 perhaps it was a ploy to anger you in to pooping 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 By the way folks, Dan's got the biggest CANNULAS I've ever seen ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strudul Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 So you know how people make / play these... How about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) So you know how people make / play these... How about it? Can you add a 'girth' column too please? And put me down for 1kg with a girth slightly bigger than that of a small coke can (like you get on aircraft) Wednesday evening. Edited March 21, 2017 by Commander 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybp Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Can't believe we're discussing Dan's poo and if we are I feel I should be consulted as an expert with 16 Yrs in the wastewater industry I've seen more poo than you could believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybp Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Can't believe we're discussing Dan's poo and if we are I feel I should be consulted as an expert with 16 Yrs in the wastewater industry I've seen more poo than you could believe though I'm not volunteering to weigh and measure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Can I play? I mean, at this point your guess is as good as mine! Go on then, I'll supply the prize. Closest wins, date and time to the nearest hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strudul Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Should be editable by everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 And it'll be a proper prize, not the poo itself! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 First post updated with Poo Birth link for ease as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT350 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) I had a similar problem with a petrol station attendant. Needed muffins and it was 12am. Went to 24hr spar garage as I knew they sold them there. I could see them from the bloody door but she denied they stocked any. In fact they had multiple brands and sizes. She grumbled about having to go and grab a bottle of water, too. Uncooperative staff. Old boot. Edited March 21, 2017 by TT350 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strudul Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Who needs muffins at midnight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Someone's never had the munchies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Should be editable by everyone. Doesn't work for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strudul Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Who doesn't maintain a healthy supply of contingency muffins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT350 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Who needs muffins at midnight? I didn't want to make my lunch in the morning. I'm not a morning person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Perhaps you need a Saniflow 33 Dan, i mean lets face it, if that can cope with a pound of mashed up dundee cake . . then a stuck poop should be childs play 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Should be editable by everyone. Doesn't work for me You'll need excel or similar to edit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strudul Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Should be editable by everyone. Doesn't work for me Tried it on 3 different browsers and my phone. Worked on all (and while not signed in). Use this link, the one in the OP doesn't seem to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Should be editable by everyone. Doesn't work for me You'll need excel or similar to edit it numbers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Should do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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