The Bounty Bar Kid Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 OMG hope you get better soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodder Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Sorry to hear this mate. When I was reading your first post I was thinking this sounds very familiar. About 10 years ago I was getting periodic pain, worst pain I'd ever felt and in the middle of my back. Each time I got it it would last about 5 or 6 hours then go and always over a weekend. Laying flat on my back seemed to help the pain but not stop it. I'd call the GP on the Monday and each time they checked me out they would say it was weight and diet related so I should lose some timber. Fast forward about a year, I've lost about 5 stone and these bouts of pain are getting much more frequent and longer lasting. I finally have a bout during the week and get an appointment while it's in full swing. The locum takes one look at me and sends me straight for an ultrasound which confirms gall stones and refers me to a specialist. I get home and think I have private cover so Call them up and make sure the specialist that I'm being referred to is on their list and he was. Got an appointment in 2 days and he wanted to operate a couple of days later, I defer a week as I was in the middle of a major project at work and needed to clear the decks first. Took a couple of weeks recovery but nothing since. Sorry for the ramble but wanted to let you know I've been there and the pain is an 11/10 but it will get better with the operation. Oh and pics of the cute nurse or she doesn't exist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 I actually tried to take one earlier but felt a bit creepy/pervy so wimped out Cheers man, that's good to read and know what to expect. I thought I was feeling better but when the morphine failed it all just kicked straight back in again, so definitely not even close yet. Temps are about 39/38 at the moment, so can't get my temps down yet. Just want to get the op done and dusted. The consultant is literally just starting his round here now so hopefully I'll know more in about 5 mins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exec Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 (edited) Best wishes Dan! Who knows maybe that fit nurse will stick her fingers up your bum to make sure everything is okay. Edited March 19, 2017 by Exec 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exec Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Dan, you will like this story. A friend of mine fell off a bike or similar and ruptured part of his rectory system. Had an op, was okay for years. One day he's in agony, goes to A&E and is advised the nurse will need to stick her fingers up his bum and have a feel around. So he goes in, the nurse starts.. Then he realises she is his best mates girlfriend / wife so he then wips out his phone mid process and texts his friend saying 'you'll never guess what your missus is doing to me right now' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 Megalols :lol: Consultant was ace, really nice guy, am probably going to be moved across to private this afternoon. Likely to be in for another three days minimum. I just love how stuff just gets sorted, no faffing, 'ave it. Might be able to get the op done before I go away to Rome at the end of May, if the infection settles down enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Muxlow Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Wow sorry to hear this torture you are going through Dan! This is not a good time to be sick or ill here nowadays. Hope you get sorted out very soon. Sent from my iPhone using a hammer and chisel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 TBH - I can't understand why there's so much delay with you here - a friend of mine got rushed in (pretty much same as you), they identified gall bladder issues and within 24hours they had him in the operating theatre 2 weeks home time / rest and about 4 weeks after he was more or less back to normal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoundDog Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I feel Your pain Dan and hope you get it sorted soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Best wishes Dan! Who knows maybe that fit nurse will stick her fingers up your bum to make sure everything is okay. It's not too bad, the cameras they use nowadays are getting much smaller. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 this one should do the trick http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/product/xtreme+life+wifi+teddy+bear+hidden+camera.do?sortby=bestSellers&from=fn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyZ Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 This doesn't sound fun - hope you get fixed soon Dan! At least there's a hot nurse to take your mind off the situation a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSet Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Hopefully you'll get it sorted soon and be back to your usual self . I don't know if anyone else has heard this or its an urban myth but gall stones used to be called the "3 F's"...ie Female, Fair and Forty , don't think you're any of these though . Pete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 Definitely not! Just waiting to arrange a time for the hospital transfer now, no real rush as at least I've got the authorisation now which can be the awkward bit. Although potentially not as awkward as making phone calls discussing how you're about to get moved to a private room with drugs on demand and proper tasty food, when you're surrounded by older guys who are struggling to get a nurse across just to bring them a commode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodder Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 3 days is about right, you will be in pain whenever you move afterwards second day I could make it to the bathroom unaided however they want you to be eating and do a number two before discharging you..... I found having a number two very difficult, wasn't until day 3 before I could... well I lied to them that I could Good news about getting transferre, they don't mess around and so much better rooms for recovery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian@TORQEN Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Couldn't have picked a better time though, with the NHS in rude health and well funded and over staffed, once we get shot of all those foreign doctors and nurses it'll be even better True... https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/mar/18/nhs-eu-nurses-quit-record-numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 Are there as many foreign language persons in every hospital across the UK? I'm not remotely fussed, but I think I've only spoken to one or two 'English' staff since I've been here, and there were porters. Everyone is friendly apart from grumpy bollocks nurse, do we just have this old fashioned idea that there's only a few non-nationals in the NHS when actually the majority are either EU, non-EU for within one generation of either? The government is going to need to work damn hard to keep/recruit NHS staff. Maybe it'll be better, maybe they can strike better deals with EU companies to provide UK training in return for more staff? I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 I'm now in the comfier hospital, where I'm being waited on hand and foot: Ice cold water, fancy coffees for my folks have arrived and I have Sky piped to my private room on a Samsung TV. Could swear their morphine is stronger too, pain nearly completely gone but I've still not had a pony for a whole week now. Ah well, well, such is life. Had to have a third cannula though, last one was very painful on initial flush so I didn't trust that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 And no-one has pooed in front of me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioneabee Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 have you not had a male nurse bend you over, stick their finger where no finger should ever go and ...... scoop ? I hope no-one is eating at the moment :lol: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science_GT Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 @*!# mate. Sorry to hear this just keep on at them! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 I miss my cats It's Lexi's 2nd birthday today and I'm missing it. Just want to give her cuddles. Stupid broken body. Oh, I had a read of my notes earlier when I transferred, turns out my gallstone is 16mm in diameter, which seems quite big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodder Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Get ordering the steak on the menu! Oh and as far as no one taking a dump in front of you has anyone got whackywill's number :surrender: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 Can't eat anything at all still Spoke to the surgeon earlier, he's gonna get me eating soft food asap if possible but not too soon as it can irritate the bile duct. I'm sweating like a paedo in a playground with this infection, got silly surgical socks on too. Halucinations are getting intense, like I rekember having cinversatiims that simply didn't happen, ever. Unsettling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodder Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 All sounds very similar when I was having an "episode" Hope you're feeling better soon mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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