Zummertor Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Back - tonnes of posts to read and of course more lame jokes to catch up on along with loads of other apparently important stuff or so I'm told. Anyway, first lame one then back with a minor quality check on the new stock in a few hours time. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : Please scroll down. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never ever listen, now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Ha ha! Heard it many times but never with the end bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigphil Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 How true is that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sl114 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 :lol: Its funny because its so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Im not sayin nothing cos Nixy will be along soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sarnie Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I love how none of the females have posted on this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I love how none of the females have posted on this thread apart from louis.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilly Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 She who laughs first, laughs last!!! (I guess) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 She who laughs first, laughs last!!! (I guess) hey tilly.................... love the sig.............. im in front............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 I love how none of the females have posted on this thread Cough...... cough. What was that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Only just got round to reading this as I don't normally bother with the joke section - I don't have enough time inbetween filing my nails, booking hair appointments and putting the kettle on! Was quite funny though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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