Bandit Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom. The husband turned to his wife and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it's best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "I'm so relieved you feel that way," replies his wife, "because he told me he thinks you're really cute." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Classic but still love it. Reminds me of this one time at band camp... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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