Drexyl Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Oh so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 you been spying on nixy............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Some of the better drivers needed for that procedure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You are so dead when the'girls' read this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You are so dead when the'girls' read this +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Boys are so brave, ............. only when they're thousands of miles away. Funny that, even when I was grooming an AC Cobra yesterday, the boys smart remarks were only when they're just out of firing/striking range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Boys are so brave, ............. only when they're thousands of miles away. Funny that, even when I was grooming an AC Cobra yesterday, the boys smart remarks were only when they're just out of firing/striking range. what is the striking range of a handbag these days...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Boys are so brave, ............. only when they're thousands of miles away. Funny that, even when I was grooming an AC Cobra yesterday, the boys smart remarks were only when they're just out of firing/striking range. what is the striking range of a handbag these days...................... New Zealand to Chester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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