Zummertor Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Right, let's get this Sunny fun Friday going, enough bleep email, quick break get strong coffee and time to create some presentations Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the two aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump (of course) didn't respond. The younger alien started to get cross and the older one said, "I wouldn't get mad if I were you." The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated the greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I will fire." The older alien again warned his comrade, "Don't upset him". "Rubbish," replied the younger alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared outwards and towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt and crumpled mess 200 yards away in a cactus patch. 35 Earth minutes later, when he finally regained consciousness, refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna (it was a stubby), he looked dazedly up at the wiser one, who was standing over him, slowly shaking his big green head. "What a ferocious creature," said the young fried one. "It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler onto the crispy, peeling flesh and shared some knowledge. "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy," said the wise old alien. "When a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't mess with him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 That is going round the office today. Where do you get all these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 That is going round the office today. Where do you get all these? A collection of friends all over the world normal distribution, one of my email accounts gets a hammering. Loads and loads of video clips / ppts etc. I can't share on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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