Zummertor Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Source: Texas. Still going to offend somebody The Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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