Andy Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lomoto Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 nice , I'll have to use that one on my shooting bud's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Still makes me chuckle, been in the collection a while. What a shrewd Doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpe Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jim Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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