Zummertor Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 No comments please about who would know 2 old girls. Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any chemist. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Nice gentle monday morning gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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