Zummertor Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 That joke formed part of my Best Mans speach at my brothers wedding! Went down rather well......well the men thought so anyway, not so sure about the women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Tere, Bronzee, Nixy, Little Miss and the rest..... Brave man!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 dude you are treading on thin ice again, I dont condone it but its so hard not to laugh.. nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Getting a white Zed now Zedrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 why have women got small feet................... so they can get closer to the sink.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok, right ....................... you lot, are in so much trouble!!! Haha, that was actually quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drexyl Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 "mum, what's an orgasm?" "I dunno son, ask your father!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Or our favourite in Hull... "Mummy, why are your hads so soft?" "Because I`m 14" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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