Zummertor Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I have over 22 pages of these but thought I'd share but a few; bound to upset some Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him ________________________________________ Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier? A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it. ________________________________________ Q: Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? A: People were confused about which side to spit on. ________________________________________ Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!" ________________________________________ Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage? A: Their armpits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Priceless bud, you really are cheering me up today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 These are getting me through a tiring conference call!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 we are not that bad are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 we are not that bad are we? Nah, not at all. Q: What do French mobsters fear more than anything else? A: The quiche of death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 we are not that bad are we? Nah, not at all. Q: What do French mobsters fear more than anything else? A: The quiche of death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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