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THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007


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THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:

(Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)

 

 

 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

 

No, really?

 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 

Now that's taking things a bit far!

 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

 

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

 

 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

 

 

War Dims Hope for Peace

 

I can see where it might have that effect!

 

 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

 

 

 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

 

Who would have thought!

 

 

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

 

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

 

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

 

He probably IS the battery charge

 

 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

 

Weren't they fat enough?!

 

 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

 

 

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

 

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

 

Chainsaw Massacre all over again

 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

 

 

Boy, are they tall!

 

 

 

And the winner is....

 

 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

 

 

Did I read that right?

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