Zummertor Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007: (Yes, they were really printed as seen here.) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 :lol: Cheers bud, needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sinbad Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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