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Weekend one-liners


Toon Chris

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Shamelessly lifted from another Forum.

 

Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.

 

Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Huge mistake.

 

I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

 

I bought a dog from my local blacksmiths. When I got home it made a bolt for the door.

 

Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy show. I laughed more than I thought.

 

Just watched a wildlife documentary on beavers. Best dam show I've seen in a long time.

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