Toon Chris Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 A Man walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then, the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then, he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his 'parts' in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.......... "I'll try it. Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Oh, Im almost ashamed to be from the same region as you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 Oh, Im almost ashamed to be from the same region as you! Ok so it's a bit crap... Hang on, I`ll post another! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 That's so old it's got whiskers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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