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Not been feeling well - tried Zider among other things


Zummertor

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This has taken ages of thinking through, quite a lot of practice has gone in so I hope you all appreciate the agile athletic abilities, now where is that drink ?

 

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"

 

I told him I was a light bulb. [ not just a bright spark ;) ]

 

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." [bloddy cheek ]

 

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

 

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you

think you're going?"

 

(You're gonna love this.....) [ oh yes you are ;) ]

 

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

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