zippypooz Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate... I was so shocked I almost tripped over my penis. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattross1313 Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Chuckled at this one....Finally 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I was sat in the front room the other day and through the window I saw six men kicking and punching the wife. My neighbour phoned up and asked 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No. Six should be enough." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G1en Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 An old chubby brown joke Chubby: i turned on tv this morning to see on the news that some lunatic is driving the wrong way round the M25 causing multiple accidents as motorist swerve to avoid. I thought to myself, my wife is on the M25 this morning, i better ring her to warn her. Ring Ring. Darling. There is an idiot driving the wrong way on the motorway. Be careful Wife: Its not one idiot chubby, there all f**king doing it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 Chuckled at this one....Finally Phew!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payco Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Old Tommy Cooper gag.All tennis players are witches.Take that Goran for example - evenhesawitch... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippypooz Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 Old Tommy Cooper gag.All tennis players are witches.Take that Goran for example - evenhesawitch... You have a long way to get to the class and sheer funniness of my jokes Payco! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 My wife has taken up jogging. She jogs 5 miles a day. Good thing is by the end of the week she's 35 miles away!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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