Zummertor Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Now this may not be the funniest joke I've posted BUT it is a joke received from a true gentleman from Utah and quite religious as you'd expect, so we were quite shocked to receive it, well almost. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.. Unable to stand the embarrassment , she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Now this may not be the funniest joke I've posted Did anyone carry on reading after this bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I've got to hand it to you Zummertor you sure cant tell a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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