Toon Chris Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9000 compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch ! The bloke perks up at this. 'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine inch she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision. So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day. 'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have.' says the fellow. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'She has' says the bloke, 'We're having a new kitchen.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sl114 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Id kick her out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zedrush Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Just showed this to my girlfriend... she didnt get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Just showed this to my girlfriend... she didnt get it You might want to call MFI and see if she's ordered a new kitchen though, just incase she's playing dumb on purpose.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted January 13, 2008 Author Share Posted January 13, 2008 Just showed this to my girlfriend... she didnt get it Mine laughed and said she agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam's Z Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Hope it's a B&Q Kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Good job it was only a Kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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