DarmoZ Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) Valentines Day is just over a week away! As Car guy's we are used to racing around However as I have previously learnt, racing around last minute is not good for Valentines day So lets be proactive this year and start thinking about one of the most thoughtful parts of this day, What to write in the Card ?!? Not just any message, Proper Car / Zed guy messages, that really show how much we love them. I'll initiate launch control..... 'Every time we come together is like an auto rev-match xxxx' Edited February 5, 2016 by DarmoZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Roses are red, Violets are blue Boobs Boobs Boobs No vehicle I have seen has a jubbly set of boobs. . . so its not getting a card!! . . . of course you do get tit's driving vehicles, buts thats a different story. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 "Every time we come together and I squeeze and cuddle, after you have a can of coke, you sound like a Japspeed exhaust..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't wanna put, my willy in you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarmoZ Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it. LOL I should clarify the card and message is for the misses / GF....not the Car ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it. LOL I should clarify the card and message is for the misses / GF....not the Car ! I'll stick with my previous comment... I'm not doing that car key in a bowl thing! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 If you're fat you'll cause tension Cos my car is on lowered suspension 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarmoZ Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 You make my heart race more than that flashing yellow light.....almost happy valentines x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it. LOL I should clarify the card and message is for the misses / GF....not the Car ! I'll stick with my previous comment... I'm not doing that car key in a bowl thing! You don't know what you're missing. Always something new to learn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilogikal1 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I just want to drive my car, not put my willy in it. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't wanna put, my willy in you? Roses are red, Here's something new, Violets are violet, Not f**king blue! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Roses are red This rhyme is silly I'm feeling lonely So please kiss my forehead 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Roses are red Your body is slinky Now come over here And grab a hold of my arm before you fall over in those heels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Roses are red You've got a great gob I'm in the mood For you to suck my soup through your teeth even though it's usually irritating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 You know it's blow job day don't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonk Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Not been on the forum for some time, Can't be ar$Ed to make a rhyme. Just popped in for a look, Seriously guys WTF!!!!! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 This is awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payco Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Azure is Blue Roses are Red I love you second Only to my z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 March the 14th is official "steak and blow job day" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 This is awful. I concur. Love is like a fart, ...if you have to force it then it's probably sh*t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350zedd Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 :yawn: :yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S7nny Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Roses are red, Violet's are blue, My name is Dave, Microwave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian@TORQEN Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Really?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 You saddos will probably be the ones in Tesco cramming around the crappy red roses and cards like Wilderbeast around a watering hole the night before........... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one don't Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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