Zummertor Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 A married couple walked in to a local shop on holiday in the Caribean (speeling nver that eesy). The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. " Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes , something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 :lol: so is wearing sandals with socks classed as safe sex ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 HA HA HA HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 worth a couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ZeddZ Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 That makes up for the crap cracker jokes you posted.Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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