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Trev-the-Rev

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Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, cowardly, complete liar seeks total opposite.

 

 

I'm a young,svelt good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me in the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

 

 

MAN, totally honest. Will take ANYTHING.

 

 

Minimalist seeks woman.

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My favourite dating ad...

 

WANTED:

 

A tall, well built woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

schia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.

 

:lol:

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My favourite dating ad...

 

WANTED:

 

A tall, well built woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

schia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.

 

:lol:

 

Nice one :thumbs::lol:

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My favourite dating ad...

 

WANTED:

 

A tall, well built woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

schia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.

 

:lol:

 

Nice one :thumbs::lol:

 

+1 :teeth:

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