Toon Chris Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Thank goodness the xmas season is over, with jokes of this caliber out there... Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolise?" The man replied, "These are Carols." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Is that why he went to heaven ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I bet Carol doesn't get in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 I bet Carol doesn't get in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Genius!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 its not be sniffed at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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